If I ever catch the man who drives that snowplow I'll drag him through the snow by his nose and beat him to death with my broken shovel. Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. What is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.Ħ". The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter but he says he's too busy. By the time I got undressed, pooped and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to poop. I think he's lying.īob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white crap fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey.
I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.Įlectricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.Įlectricity was off for 5 hours. The wife laughed for one hour, which I think was very cruel. Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way.Ģ0 inches forecast. The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. Please add a snow joke to this thread if you got one. I figured this would be a good way to "break the ice".
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